haven’t even walked into the office and my boss is rapid-firing emails at 8AM

in and outta the dirt, 🔗 in bio

Wi-Fi down at the office omg… send memes

4 months later she arrived 🥰🥰🥰

WHYYYYYY does everyone keep saying me and man look like twins on gr*ndr like every other message is that

until i’m coughing up hairballs pic.x.com/A5E59zKiNt

I can’t stop laughing at this 😭😭😭😭

I really need some new house music playlists… send Apple Music + Spotify links

this rain is making me feel CRAZY

seeing some of these before and after gym pics I’m like how yall look like that BEFORE the gym???

Don’t ask me no stupid fucking question

mechanic had the f word at the tip of his tongue rn when I told him I went 18k miles between oil changes

idk wtf they put in the new batch of Lit AF preworkout but I feel like ripping my face off 👺

my jeans are so much fucking tighter around my thighs than ever I swear if I rip them I’m going to k word myself

don’t watch NFL or sports but keep seeing TikTok’s about Sam Hartman…. need him fr

got a message from oomf in LA and oomf in Montreal someone’s using my pics 😭 every single profile is fake. I only have one and it’s me and mans joint Grindr account💀

can’t wait to get out of this thing and back to my routine 😭😭😭

reading on Reddit lots of people workout with boot on and I’m so close to just making my way over to the gym

kinda forgot about this account hi

now that likes are private I could go back to shit posting on this account ❤️