Every day above ground is a great day. Be thankful, kind, and humble. 🤜❤️🤛

me: Grok can figure out this R-value before I have even skimmed Table A4-3

Good morning. Sunday morning.

You know you want to buy this totally not haunted doll from fb marketplace 😆

“You saying you want a piece of me?!?”- Frank Costanza Careful. It'll drop you like a bag of dirt. Be the bigger succulent and walk away. 🌵

Terence Stamp, who played Zod in the ‘SUPERMAN’ films, has sadly passed away at the age of 87.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Fred 🇿🇦 Wens jou alles van die beste toe met jou verjaarsdag! 😘❤️

Thank you, Grok , for interpolating my data for me 😊

I went to Sonic for lunch, and as I was leaving a big handlebar mustache dude in a faded primer El Camino reved his engine - twice - for the poor Rubenesque carhop girl 😭

Introduce yourself as what almost unalived you. Hi, I had necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria).

And just like that, radioactive shrimp are off the radar. 🟩🦐. Coincidence? 🧐

🎉🌵 Happy Birthday, Tucson! 🌄 Founded in 1775, our city has been shaped by history, culture, and the beauty of the Sonoran Desert. Here’s to 250 years of community, tradition, and resilience — and to many more ahead. 💛 #HappyBirthdayTucson #Since1775 #Tucson

Really hot here in Phoenix 112-114F across the Metro. Even the cactus know the ground is hot and some are looking for shade. Please hydrate. #azwx