el día que se muera Johnny Knoxville voy a llorar como si se hubiera muerto mi viejo

Manager of the Daikin Park Whataburger when the opposing pitcher is about to throw a fastball.

the first time in Netflix history that they’ve been against raising prices

My dear friend & incomparable author Dan Simmons died Saturday from a stroke at age 77. He defied literary norms, exploring historical fiction, horror, crime & other genres. His must-read titles include THE SONG OF KALI & HYPERION. He was one of a kind. dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/lon…

America doesn’t need direct file It needs return-free filing. The IRS already has all your taxable data. Every year the IRS should either send you a bill or a check. If you think they got it wrong then you can file.

Saw that the author Dan Simmons passed away over the weekend. It might be time for a Hyperion reread in his honor. Also, if you’ve never read Hyperion, what are you doing? It’s one of the greatest works of science-fiction ever made. Think of it like a sci-fi Canterbury Tales.

being a regular is drinking 8 drinks, getting charged for 2 drinks but then you tip like it was 8 drinks

"flouride in drinking water is scary" okay enjoy your forever chemicals instead

Watching full blown global conflicts on Twitter is the craziest experience of modern life. War, war, Alabama lands 5 star, F1, Auburn Loss, Epstein, war, Georgia player arrested, missiles.

2 El Tiempo margs in moving through the Daikin Park crowd to drop $50 at Whataburger on a # 3

Vaxxed?

the quotes are scaring me. we are losing the ancient texts

Because they want to believe that the Astros were the only team electronically stealing signs

The next 83 days:

Establishment’s preferred choice?? Crockett was endorsed by HARRIS

Boar on the floor

Is Ken Paxton about to learn how it feels when someone you pledge your life and love to isn't faithful? Huh.

Drafted above Michael Jordan and nobody in Houston regrets it…

Man do I have a movie for you