prime made me wanna roll out with the autobots 😭

30 people coordinated a jewelry heist and I can’t even get 3 friends to decide where to eat

Our very own Trevor Noah once explained the U.S-Israel v. Iran situation sometime last year and we all took it as a joke. He tells us how Bibi (Netanyahu) got Trump into a war with Iran, but now doesn’t know how to get out of it. 🇮🇷✊🏿🇿🇦 The video has aged like a fine wine. 🍷

Be a man > Overwork > under-sleep > lift heavy > look expensive > think you're batman > fall for the one girl who wants peace > get heartbroken > repeat

SHOCKING 😳 🇮🇷 We just discovered that 80% of the population in Iran has Master's degrees and PhDs. Their President is an excellent heart surgeon, and The Foreign Minister and almost all members of Parliament holds a PhD. Irán also has a 94% literacy rate and one of the

I wish Manchester United fans did for Paul Pogba half of what they’re doing for Bruno Fernandes now

heartbreak is temporary, comeback is permanent

Gold 🔑 He’s now one of us

🚨 There is a possibility that Manchester United could convert Patrick Dorgu to a winger and sign a new left-back in the summer window. [Samuel Luckhurst] #mufc

🚨🚨🇵🇹 JUST IN!! Manchester United have told Bruno Fernandes that the club will do EVERYTHING to keep him at Old Trafford this summer! #MUFC [Chris Wheeler, Nathan Salt]

🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United are planning to sell Andre Onana and Altay Bayindir this summer. [Samuel Luckhurst]

Fucking shoot me

God loves Manchester United so much.

🚨 INCREDIBLE! Bayern Munich may have to bypass the law in order to start their 16-year-old goalkeeper! 😱🧤 Fielding Leonard Prescott (16) for the second leg against Atalanta creates a huge problem. 🥶 The club must obtain a special exemption, as German law forbids minors from

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

Apart from Racism every other form of hate he gets is totally justified

I bet the note says “please leave the club in summer”

Someone built a Google translate for Linkedin 😭

Just him… looking at the one who means everything. #SpiderManBrandNewDay