i am the queer being baited by hacks. i know they will not kiss. my fingers and toes are crossed anyway

didn't think it could get funnier and yet somehow it did

crazy how the greatest film musical of all time was released 60 years ago

not being able to rerecord reputation may be the gayest thing she's ever done

Sitting in a U-Haul listening to Red (2012) the world never felt so right

happy pride month to all my girls, gays, theys, and non-binary baes!

i hate being responsible for my own meals because i’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day

also happy pride to her specially❤️

in your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team

getting queerbaited by wicked in the year 2025 is insane but i am queer and i have been BAITED

They’re probably just on their periods

worst part about job hunting is i don’t even want one

Dreamt I was being chased by Elon through a golf course

washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked the traffic lights if it'll be alright and they said I don't know

She’s been out hello????

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

i’ll be in my deathbed talking about this