I used to stop at the bar on my way home from work. I drank 8 beers and a fifth of Jack before driving 22 miles home. Now I only drink 5 beers and a pint of Jack. I’m much better than before, just like D.C. Totally safe.

Man! This chick is mad, Mad! Anyone ever see the movie Roxanne with Steve Martin?

Serious question for someone in NYC, when the state bans gas stoves, how are Asians going to use their Woks? We are going through the same thing in CA and I use my Wok every week. I’m not Asian but if I was, I’d think about a lawsuit.

On his flight to Norfolk, Donald J. Trump should play Flight of the Valkyries from speakers attached to Marine One.

Is CNN going to name the Minnesota Mom, Mother of the Year?

Pass the SAVE Act Leader John Thune

Liberacrat™️ surgery don’t change anything you are still a fucking man with extreme gender, dysphoria disorder get help man!!!

Why California is so expensive? This knife cost 2-4X a plastic one since it can be composted. They tell you to throw it in the trash, I did, in a plastic bag that will take 1000 years to compost. I paid extra for my food so that my knife would compost inside of a plastic bag.