im fuckin crying bro 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been training my cat to play ambient music. Last night he hit me with this hauntingly beautiful chord change after 10 minutes of A7sus4

this is like watching an angel lose its wings 💔💔💔💔💔

this shit was ahead of its time man every looked back on it as this weird period but atp every joke online feels like this now

“fakemink beefing with nettspend because he’s haram” is such a funny sentence ts so unserious

- IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 please 🙏 generate me a weapon 🔫 that mid-top level bots 🤖 will want to pick up 😭 - BZZT BZZT 🤖 Your next main 📝 will be called... "S-BLAST 91"

yabujin really the greatest ever im a real yabujit 4 life

how tf is there always pubic hair on the urinal. are dudes in front of that shit straight ripping and tearing

I really appreciate how each isn't just angry. They're expressive. They all feel a different kind of rage. Bomb's impatience. Blue's irritation. King Pig's frustration. Red's fury. Fuck. It's so fucking gangsta. Fuck

my autistic son said i’m a diddy ahh tun tun tun sahur blud

rare fact: darius has a cousin named legendarius, who has superpowers.

i stayyy out of siiiiightttt 😵😵😵 iiiiit’s a satelliiiteee liiifeeeee 🛸🛸🛸🛸

its so over bru

bro did he just water bucket clutch wtf

yeezus is so far above anything else kanye has ever released it’s actually insane

pulling up to the splatoon tourney off a 3 day bender nahhhhhhh this shit easy it don’t matter my decav gon hit

he was deadass right tho

He got caught putting ice in his ass 😭😭😭😭😭 " mom im hot" 😭