I can’t do this shit a second time 😭😭

I see Rockstar got my list of demands

The shawarma I had from the Syrian-Venezuelan spot last night completely changed my life

Gonna start asking the homies “where my hug at?” whenever I see them

60 year old white lady just called me “bruh” this is the future that liberals want

My Jordanian OG is tryna set me up with a new girl that works for him. Whole time I’m about to blow his bathroom up and she’s gonna know since I’m taking so long in there

IT’S UP Y’ALL! POP THEM BOTTLES

Call me Bob L’Éponge the way je suis prêt

I wanna move to a walkable city and never get behind the wheel of a car ever again in my life

The Smiling Friends In Silent Hill 2 by eli_handle_bwav it’s so creative

They gotta let Connan Mockasin do the Super Bowl halftime show next year

dude, check the news. doesn’t matter what channel.

About to have a Charmeleon and I haven’t even left Pallet Town yet just been putting straight belt to ass on those poor Pidgeys in this small patch of grass

Chino Moreno

Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀 I felt like stupid ass Patrick 🍀 Star when you Marched 🍀 out of my life. I’d be the Luckiest 🍀 guy in the world if you gave me another chance. Hope all is well with you 17 🍀