Robert Gros made £27m selling useless gowns via the VIP PPE Lane, of course he never paid back a penny, he bought 2 mansions instead. RT and see if we can make him as famous as Michelle Mone.

To celebrate the publication of my new book #HALLOWEIRD - I will give a signed copy away when I get my hands on them next week. You must follow, RT and use the hashtag #HALLOWEIRD to be in with a shot at winning. Will pick the winner on Monday.~ Good luck!

I’m confused - why was she interviewing this condom full of dog spunk banging off a dog’s fucking arse in the first place?

MY STAGE 4 SWEETHEART 🥹🥰😂❤️

I was due to go on BBC Question Time in Dundee tonight, but they decided to shift things about. I was stood down. My wife had actually planned a whole night of bunkbed assembly in my absence. Do you think they made the right call, or would it have been much better with me 😃

🚨 GAGA GIVEAWAY 🚨 To celebrate the release of #JokerFolieADeux, I will be giving away a brand-new vinyl of the official soundtrack to 1 lucky #LittleMonster. To enter, simply LIKE, COMMENT, & REPOST. You have 1 week to enter before a winner is selected on October 11th. ✨️

Welcome to Joel's Vinyl Adoption Agency 🐶🐱 3/45 This copy of Tighten Up has an edge warp. If you don't mind playing from the second track each side, you've an essential reggae compilation. To adopt comment, "mix it up"

Lassie on top deck of the bus, turns round. 'Here, can I get your signature? You're Darn Migarvey you're a fuckin legend.' She hands me the Metro and I sign it. She goes downstairs to get off the bus, and I hear her say to the driver: 'you've goat a famous person sitting up

WIN! - A Copy of 'Goat' by Goat The Swedish psych GOATs return next week with a brand-new album, and one copy of the pictured swirl vinyl is up for grabs. Simply like and retweet, and give our page a follow to be entered. Rocket Recordings normanrecords.com/records/204505…

Check it out, here’s Stuart digging in and getting a closer look at the Troublegum 30th anniversary 2LP set⤵️

🎶 Men Without Hats 'Safety Dance' (1983) #MoreMusicOctober

📚✨Book Giveaway Alert!📚✨ Who would like to win a brand new, exclusive hardback copy of the book Love Letters To A Serial Killer by Tasha Coryell I've teamed up with Orion Publishing to be able to give away this amazing prize! 1️⃣Follow me - The_Secret_Bookreview 2️⃣RT this post

REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🔁 Here's something to smile about! With #JokerMovie out now, we've teamed up with Warner Bros. UK to give away THREE Joker: Folie à Deux merchpack!🃏 Just repost to enter. T&Cs apply: bit.ly/4eLBs7z Enter by 10/10/24, 23:59pm.

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If Alex Pereira knocks out Khalil Roundtree in the first round tonight, I will give one lucky person £50 To enter: - Like this post - Retweet this post - Follow RACING BDG Let’s go Poatan!!!!!🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

I think and hope we are live from Room 2 . Can someone watch and let me know. We have Unholy Frankestein on now then Brenda followed by Jinx Lennon and Hugh Reed & the Velvet Underpants will close the show youtube.com/live/qgioKJrWi…

TOP OF THE POPS 1989 Rebel MC - Street Tuff “Is he a Yankee? No, I'm a Londoner Tell yo mate I'm droppin' it rough You know what it is, I'm just street tuff”

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£15,000 on Khalil Rountree to beat Alex Pereira All the casuals , come at me 😁 If I win I’ll give one person that likes this tweet + follows me 10% of my profits (£5,700 cash) #UFC307