Anyone have a bluesky invite by chance? Not really digging the recent surge of nazi shit on twitter

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uh oh

I’m now on the Blue Sky machine app. Lmk if you are too 😘

Wake up babe, new military coup just dropped

The band gets back together

ed in boro

who farted?

For those of you in my life that I wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it to for the last three months: I passed my doctoral comps today. ABD baby!!!

Trying new tactics with text spammers

This is the future liberals want

It’ll probably just fix itself

My kid did not at all like my name for a proposed evil ninth reindeer, “Screwdolph the Dead-Nosed Paindeer”

I don’t believe in hell, but I firmly believe that people who intentionally go down the wrong way of the first parking aisle at the North Shore Publix will have to go through the afterlife with a rock in their shoe.

SHOCK DROP!! 😱 CHATTANOOGA FC x STAR WARS LIMITED EDITION JERSEY Jerseys will be EXCLUSIVELY available for purchase on a first come first serve basis at the match this Saturday, May 4th!

Dr. Seuss was born on this day- March 2, 1904