I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen.

Quote of the season: 'Its pony tail vs pony tail'. Good one Matt Preston #masterchefau

#MasterChefAU

Jamie Ward: Bronwyn bishop is about as sorry as I was last night after eating two large pieces of cake. Aka: not very #bronnielovesachoppa

Have the explosives tests at Aus airports ever actually caught anybody? Or are they just there to waste people's time?#wasteoftimeandmoney

Just turned the cricket on. As @GeorgiaBarnesAU would say - Holy Dooley #ashes #Trainwreck

Thankfully Clarke is retiring, good batsman, utterly piss poor leader #Ashes2015 #cricket #abouttime

Day 2 done! Since yesterday a total of 8.17hrs in the saddle, 230km on the dial, and an average of… instagram.com/p/6eg-8CpbOB/

380kms on the dial! Beer time #riding #rmhc instagram.com/p/6hdhWvpbPc/

Me and my new mate Jono roughly 400km's deep. Lovin it! #riding #rmhc #lovinit instagram.com/p/6j06GdpbOm/

Not long to go until @StephenRooney__ first event. Check the link below! Good luck mate!! stephenrooney__'s photo instagram.com/p/7qty9MEnEB/

Is it just me or are sink holes a new thing? #sinkhole The Age Herald Sun

We're excited to announce our favourite from MasterChef Australia, Jamie Ward is joining our team bit.ly/1jaw2GX

Today masterchefau's Jamie Ward will host a live cooking demonstration at 12pm. Free, in Market Square.

Greate write-up from Dandenong Journal about Jamie Ward's cooking demos at the Market bit.ly/1XacJjH #MasterChef #Cooking #Recipes

Try out Jamie Ward's Eastern-style lamb and potato croquettes bit.ly/1XdiwVL #recipe #masterchef #cooking

.MasterChef Australia contestant Jamie Ward spices things up at Dandenong Market: bit.ly/1OyKOCt #Dandenong

Heya! I’m staying at POP Hotels – a modern stylish budget hotel for smart & eco-friendly travelers #popsocial

Feeling your pain Con! Come on buddy!! #MasterChefAU