i hope in the minecraft movie they say "This guy's givin me the creeps!" to a creeper

how is it an oval ifit's on the red?

just beat my mario Kart record and Am now Having kisses with a bucnh of girls lol

why the hell does he look like that #NintendoSwitch2

we're like boy and quiet bobby

i've got some ideas to sleep on. will let you guys know

warning

polish brain

if i ever see yoshi in real life i'm skinning him and roasting him whole like a pig

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary in 1997 i ran over a woman drunk driving and the police still haven't caught me

did you know when the people on the tv talk to each other on the phone they aren't actually talking on the phone, they just video them seperately and put it together

what if they update baseball so where you build a base and then the other people have to knock it down with baseballs.

if i had a dollar iwould by an apple juice

iPhone

what if they made youtube blue? gonna have to sleep on this.

what if they made a skateboard but instead of being made of skate it was made of cheese and it was called a cheeseboard

my stove deserve a shoutout i'm like whatup stove

cars have windows and can move. houses have them and can't move. that means it's something else entirely making the car move

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Gay coworker said they got dibs on me #WhatDatMean