i’m the first woman in my bloodline to smoke this many blunts

My husband’s ex texted him out of nowhere: “We need to talk. It’s serious.” He ignored it. Then she called. Crying. Saying she might be pregnant. Saying she didn’t know who else to call. Saying she was scared. He put her on speaker immediately. Now listen… most women

i'll lowkey forever be jealous of girls who know how to style their clothes like this bc my mind never would've came up w this and it EATS

being high at home is so funny i feel like a sim. i started cooking, then started washing dishes, now im just standing in a corner

this is AJ when he first wakes up w his blankey

When that summer breeze on a random day in March hits you and you know that better days are ahead

-outfit repeater - meal repeater - movie rewatcher I know what i like

what a fucking loser

this movie is going to offend so many people but i can’t help being seated. the originals were iconic.

Oh my god I’m so about THIS. Women in horror means everything to me, can’t wait to see this.

Because that fucking monster had an entire facility for “breeding” and was taking the babies to do god knows what with after his victims gave birth. They were either killing the babies or selling them into trafficking alongside their mothers. This is what Trump is protecting.

we finally made it to friday

trying not to kill myself at work

Can’t wait to gta stripper dance in the Yuma tent

Can’t wait to rage bait at Coachella LMAOOOOO

My specialty 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

i love smoking weed but i think to achieve my goals i may have to quit…

not even being dramatic when i say i will start crying in my living room

The best part of having a boyfriend is all the steak you start eating for some reason

Oh Yadira when I catch you I’m slapping the dog shit out of you. Idc anymore.