A TRASH CAN FOR EVERY RUSSIAN HOUSE!

DOGS!!! UKRAINE DRONE DROP CANISTER WITH SUCCESSION SPOILERS!

MEDVEDEV KNOWN IN MOSCOW AS 'DRUNKEN CHIHUAHUA.'

WELL MOVING ON UP. TO EAST SIDE. DELUXE NEW ASSIGNMENT IN MALAWI.

NIMBYS ARE GOING RUIN BAKHMUT. 🙄

AFTER BLOW OUT CANDLES, PRIGOZHIN SMILED, WINKED, AND SIMPLE SAID, 'SHOIGU.'

PUTIN LIKE SHARK. IF LEGS STOP MOVING, HE DIE.

CHECHEN FIGHTER KILLED BY RICOCHET IN SOLEMN REMINDER SOMETIME BUILDING SHOOT BACK.

UKRAINE BORSCHT RANKED LAST IN BLIND TASTE TEST.

REPORT: CHECHEN ADVANCE STALLS AFTER SPOTTING HERD OF GOATS.

ONCE RUSSIA RUNS OUT OF MEN, KREMLIN MUST TURN TO Рублёвка FOR ITS EUNUCHS.

U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE ABE LINKEN IS MEAN MAN.

A BAKHMUT, IF CAN KEEP IT.

TOO MANY OF RUSSIA'S SONS HAVE SUFFER BECAUSE OLD MAN WENT INTO URKAINE INSTEAD OF HOSPICE.

THIS YOU CANNOT SILENCE. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCE, THIS DAY OR NEXT. RUSSIA DOES NOT FORGET. WE BURY DEEP AND FEED UPON WHAT HATEFUL SEED GROWS. HIDE. BUT NOT FOR LONG. LIVE. BUT NOT FOR LONG. WAR IS COMING TO YOUR DOORSTEP. IT IS ONLY QUESTION OF WHO IS FIRST TO KNOCK.

THAT IS ALL. TAKING TRASH CAN AND GOING HOME.

RIP.

Getting trash can... 😢

Sometimes you get air defence. Sometimes air defence get you.