My toxic trait is that I’ve spent a week freaking out and not eating and not sleeping thinking this tender bump on my head is a brain tumor, only to realize today that it’s a scalp pimple.

BUT TWO OF THE HOSTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE GUEST IS

AMAZING.

I am screaming

What do we need to do to have a college female kick one of these...? Pat McAfee I'll be the holder. Sayyy Texas A&M v. Texas Thanksgiving weekend?

Even though this is probably just the back of a clipboard, I have been laughing about this for hours.

And the 2025 Academy Award for Best Picture goes to……

It was a day of officiating in the SEC…

Like, only Go Spurs Go....but this goes hard.

People have forgotten the details of 2000’s election and it shows.

Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.

🗣 "If it's a woman playing it, we are showing it" Last night Whoopi Goldberg launched a women's sports channel focusing on women and women only 😲 All Women’s Sports Network (AWSN) is set to fill global gaps in broadcasting of women’s sports 👏🏼

This is the healing of beef we needed.

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

Annnnnd why am I crying.

But…Kristin didn’t win the Tony for Wicked…

WOMEN RULE. THAT IS ALL.

what a day!

You had female college athletes signing million-dollar deals to play their sport before the NCAA cap went into effect. Now schools are being forced to choose where limited dollars go, and guess who loses out? Women’s sports. When you limit the flow of capital, you slow down