I be laughing at my own texts like I’m really hilarious fr

The “we need to talk” message will humble anybody real quick.

I wish I could read minds just to see how many people really don’t like me.

I’m the friend that cancels plans and hopes you’re not mad about it.

The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward was always mad.

I hate when I pause my music and forget I’m supposed to be mad.

I’m at that age where I’m too old for drama but young enough to start it if needed.

If we argue and you get logical, you won. I don’t have time for all that.

If we date, don’t embarrass me. I already do that enough on my own.

You know it’s real when your playlist knows your mood better than your friends do.

Life really be testing you like a final exam you didn’t study for 😂

Some people really think their opinions matter... bless their hearts 💀

Ever look at your phone, forget what you were gonna do, and then just throw it across the room? Same.

Some days I wake up and wonder why I even bother with the day… then I go back to sleep.

The saddest thing is to be a passing moment in someone’s life when you thought you were their forever.

Imagine getting kidnapped and they start complaining about how annoying you are.