A lot of you niggas got him beat

when I found out something but I can't tell anyone because I discovered it through questionable methods.

Kids Next Door D.O.U.B.L.E.J.U.G.G.

You know what one of my favorite black experiences is? When you put too much lotion on your hand and just reach out to the closest black person and they just know to take the excess.

Invincible’s life is way worse than Spider-Man’s. It’s not even a contest at this point

After committing mass murder, Omni-Man really thought he could “my fault OG” his way into sharing a few beers with Art

Nobody: Viltrumites first AND last resort in battle…

What Nolan was assuming life would be like after he apologized for killing thousands of innocent people and calling his wife, Debbie a pet.

me when my entire house is burning down but i genuinely CAN'T afford to lose the ps5 so i go back and save it:

Somebody dicked ya shit huh

Thragg to Mark in the season finale

Nolan had to be a demon because it took Nolan like 16 years to break, Kregg was down there for like a month and was folding like a lawn chair in a hurricane. Lucan was at least monogamous, but Kregg was falling in love every 80 feet. Tinder would have KILLED him.

Me with my lil yea after she tells her friends and family she’s done with my shit:

"A second viltrumite has entered our Orbit"

No papi I no black I viltrumite

shit like this be fryin me cuz u betrayed yo community for $300?? broke ass nigga