Online portals that are the most secure are always the LEAST user friendly. Why? #sotruethough

When you see a stray leaf blowing across the road and swear it’s a fast chipmunk so you swerve. #sotruethough

Why is it that we only get gassy in quiet places? #sotruethough

When we tell our co-workers more than we told our best friend. #sotruethough

When an entire road of cars stops to let the duck family cross, you are reminded of all the good in the world #sotruethough

Belts need to have an extra loop on them to prevent the belt from sliding up off your pant line. #sotruethough