All of these things are already taxed

Rumours that Taylor Swift will bring out Paul McCartney tomorrow but honestly would prefer Linda to come on stage and hand out free veggie meatballs

girl eating p*ssy on stage would be less gay than a cornelia street x maroon mashup

Taylor Swift deserves every penny cos I feel like I’ve been run over by a bus from just watching her last night. Physically would not be able to do it night after night

This is so one direction what makes you beautiful coded

As someone who went to school when homosexuality couldn’t be taught because of Margret Thatcher, it is in incomprehensible that 21 years after section 28 was repealed we are here again. We are truly going backwards on LGBT rights & it’s incredibly scary to witness.

me in my room at 2 am for no particular reason

I wish people would stop asking me to do stuff at work. Listen, I’m thick. I can’t do it. It’s like asking Mr Blobby to conduct an autopsy.

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel

the news: - 3 women murdered by an ex with a crossbow - Tampons have arsenic & lead in them - 80% of all Autoimmune diseases in women due to the role they play societally - Men abusing women goes up 38% when England lose the internet: has feminism gone too far?

Camila Cabello contacting the British Transport Police:

When your work laptop is absolutely fine throughout a global Microsoft outage

Why do the Olympics show the gymnasts ages but don’t show the ages of any other sports people? Tried googling but no answer

Snoop dogg at the olympics is an absolute vibe.

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

We ran out of Halloween sweets and chocolates and had to start giving out our own snacks don’t come for us :(

After a whole week of Tulisa micromanaging the cooking and actually knowing stuff about food they didn't even think for a second to make her camp chef? #ImACeleb