NFL fans watching Kyle Pitts actually make a play for once

Pain.

>Gets robbed at gunpoint > “Take anything and just leave me be” I say >Robber notices my air fryer >”That doesn’t work” I exclaim in desperation >The timer goes off revealing 4 exquisitely crisped, perfectly browned crab cakes inside >The air fryer was the only thing they took

Became “the guy with the knife” at work. No greater honor than this

Imma need half of the defense budget to go into Invincible season 4

Bro literally died for our sins and your saying I still gotta go to work? This Friday is not looking Good.

OKAY, we were wrong, we get it. The true strategy is dying over and over until you land a counter. This is the second option.

what kinda crack did they put in this song

“Didn’t your team blow a 28-3 lead” What the fuck does that have to do with what i just said

listening to une vie à t'aimer is not enough i need it flowing through my veins

Throwing stuff in the air fryer as an adult fills me with the same joy as throwing stuff in the campfire as a kid