When I finally get her underwear off and take a whiff

Can some dumb asshole buy me some new tits please

I'd like to hear that voice.

You used to dream of playing in the super bowl. Now you dream of attending it.

They got you! Its another Rittenhouse skit. A perfect situation to fuck us all up for months. (This is where the slaughter house doesnt have to worry about the cattle. Theyre all in their little chutes, in line for the kosher rabbis blade.)

Taxes. *pfft* Am I right?

My civics teacher was alumni at the high school I attended. He also coached soccer. He was a former professional soccer player and now is on the coaching staff of some team. Wade Webber

Any type of political loyalty

Swing chop

"I put my pants on just like you do." Ass first?

Fuck your neden, bitch.

I haven't felt the same since my mule died

Only f@ggots love politicians.

My dad's mom would call me Timmy. My name is Jim. My mom's mom remembered my name after a massive stroke.

I don't dream every night. But when I do, they're nightmares.

Trump Body Count?

Watch our for that kayfabe juice spray

Is the Joe Rogan Andrew Wilson episode worth listening to? I can barely stand Joe.