Funniest thing here at the moment is watching distraught people confessing to being on LinkedIn.

Really enjoying being able to edit. Makes such a difference. Oh, sorry! Posted to the wrong site!

mastodon.art/@cou #RIPTwitter

HOLY F*CK!!!! Donald Trump says he will not be returning to Twitter because he sees “a lot of problems" with the platform and will stick to his own social-media platform. Sorry Elon!

Just to test how moderation is working here: if I suggest that Elon Musk shd be shot through the lungs with a harpoon smeared with French mustard, do I get any repercussions, or is this basically a dumb text box I'm typing into now?

Yeah, I dunno whether Musk will accidentally nuke this site or whatever, but I'm really not long for this place. Not deleting the account, for security reasons, but you know where to find me.

How to be ten years ahead of the curve.

Y're going to stay here, aren't you?

Leave Twitter immediately. Srsly.

#JohnMastodon yawned and the bird site flinched. #TwitterDown

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Okay, that's my tweet for this year. Go join Mastodon, you cowards! #johnmastodon

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What time is the queen's speech on?

Shooting CEOs is not only right and good, but it's also sexy as hell. #BrianThompson

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