Now to introduce the new sub in Splatoon 3, please welcome POISON MISTTTTTT

Yup it is totally out at this very moment…… good job intern

Wrong color intern. Away you go 👋

We sadly cannot answer that question. We would never cause such harm to our fellow interns. (more than 50…)

Worst mistake out of these 4?

Technically the third option is supposed to be “Planning to survive” but I’ll let the intern live….

I told the intern to upload the trailer tomorrow. Firing them if they don’t :)

Fired smh. Anyways we’re hiring new interns

Maybe we shouldn’t have fired so many interns… They’re probably not posting just in case they make a tiny mistake again and they lose their jobs.

SPLASHDOWN IS BACKKK. ANOTHER INTERN GONE!

SPLASH SHIELD???? I DONT WANT MORE INTERNS FIRED GOD DAMMITTTTT

THEY DELETED IT LMAOOOO

Gonna make the interns ban this now

They ain’t risking a mistake again that’s for sure

Ay Ay Ayyyyy?! (Big Man here! One of our interns was the one who leaked third kits in the files. Because of that they’ve been fired and third kits are now cancelled because of that one intern. We hope you can still enjoy Splatoon 3 without the need of more kits! Thank you!)

Where’s the theme?……. 💀

No fucking way