It's time to investigate the weather network

wish I had a landscaping job this time of year that paid approx 50/hr in which I moved piles of dirt around and could shout dirt-related stuff at underlings like "where are you gonna put that dirt?"

When my hair turns white Nick Lowe style things will really take off for me

If John Fogerty wore a shirt that wasn’t plaid he would die.

My second solo record The Owl (2004) is now available for streaming.

I used so many delays on my new record that I never finished it.

Thoughts and prayers to all the Ringo haters on the reissue of Revolver.

Reminder: tomorrow night at Shoe w Tara Slone Ben Gunning mike o'neill John Southworth +++ and Alex Lifeson of Rush the start our Horseshoe run. Set time in 10:15, the incredible Ford Pier at 900 pm! Tickets at Shoe site.

It’s with a heavy heart I make my departure from Kijiji to Facebook marketplace

40 additional verses for Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald found aboard the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Doctor turns on the Stampeders "Sweet City Women" Doctor: Ive got some bad news you only have two weeks to li- Me on desk: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sweet City Womannnnnn

Intensely mediocre band name idea— the main artists name and “weather permitting” —- ie ; “the new album —- from Doug Perdue and Weather Permitting”.

Property brothers are producing my record and they installed a giant kitchen island in the middle of my song.

Sherlock HomeSense

When I was a kid there was nothing I liked to do better than wear two baseball hats Sherlock Holmes style.

If I made a movie I know who I would get to light it. The person who lights the strawberries at the grocery store to make them look like they’re not rotten.

The face that some people make when they play a guitar solo but when they are vacuuming in a tight spot.

A voodoo doll but people are just nice to it

Thin line between fruitfly trap and private fruitfly hotel

Just because they're talk-singing doesn't mean the lyrics are good