No you don't

You did this

⠀ 〝Oh? That old lady? Why're you asking me about that? Sure. I saw her falling. She didn't see the curb before her walker hit it. I didn't say anything, but I just knew, "Oooh. This is gonna be sad."〞

⠀ 〝Honestly, brats like you would never understand the revolutionary appeal to Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch. That's why you're in this position now.〞

⠀ 〝You always did ask me such stupid questions. What's the point in asking when you already know the answer? I guess you're still in it just to waste your own time, huh? That's pretty funny, you know?〞

⠀ 〝Yeah. That's great and all. I'm sure you're in good health? It'd be pretty boring if you weren't. Speaking of health, could you believe they just let me put of jail on good behavior? I heard the guy next to me pirated some Jack-O-Mon games, and he's in there for life!〞

No, you aren't.

⠀ Hey! Last time he did that, people died! He definitely recommends it for prime time television!

⠀ 〝Rizz? Oh! There were some guys around your age in jail who used to say it all the time. They were like, 'Damn, Kakashi, you got rizz!' And then they all huddled to the showers! So, I think it means you take your 'pals' and have a bath together! You should -try- it.〞

Teehee

I will apologize for one thing, and that's to the other individuals in that space. I'm actually a chill guy. Just don't come at me crazy.