hawk tuah, Brutus?

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

Happy happy biiiiirthday, Joey! I hope your day's been filled with love, laughter and all the good stuff! And may the good stuff follow you into the next year! Mwah! Love you!

We absolutely DO NOT think it's a walk in the park, which is why we don't have them lol

What's with the M*GAt scum in my notifications? Ew.

"This is calm. And it's 'doctor'." SPENCE, THE KING OF SASS.

the way i care for people makes me wish i had somebody like me in my life.

WTF is with all the pro-M*GAt recommendations in my mentions? Ew.

Case dismissed.

I'm just saying, if SSA Hotchner wanted to bend me over the table in the interrogation room, I wouldn't say no. 👀

Do y'all ever wonder what the point of being here is? Who am I kidding? I'm talking to the void anyway.

Yours doesn't count, Nate Montgomery. Your young girl loves it.

I cannot with this heat. And the humidity? I'm gonna spontaneously combust when I go outside. But at least my remains will evaporate immediately, so there won't be any cleanup. Win/win.

Uhm, Xitter quick question. How many times will I have to tell you that I don't like the T*mu ad before you stop forcing it on me? I even got the account blocked. STAHP.

Alright then.

I guess you gotta throw a tantrum in order to get attention these days. 🙄

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the