ian hines (@imhinesmi) 's Twitter Profile
ian hines

@imhinesmi

in want of a wife

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calendar_today31-05-2018 14:15:31

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"Why did you stop using me?" you look down at the disposable vape laying on the ground next to your desk, which just spoke. "My internal clock shows you last puffed me 3 days, 22 hours, 36 minutes, 12 seconds ago. Why? Is my flavor displeasing to you? I have a pulse mode-"

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just went to the gym for the first time in Way Too Long & uuuhhhh does anyone remember how to stand up? im pretty sure i used to know how to do it, but i'm having difficulties for some reason

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this is why i try to only take relationship advice from people who regularly post about their kids their advice /actually works/, at least for one person, & usually they also say 'this is what worked for me' instead of 'here's what you need to do', which is a more honest framing

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attempt 2: snickerdoodles edible, tasty even the texture is about right for snickerdoodles, but the flavor needs some work egg->applesauce actually worked really well here, gives it a nice apple cinnamon flavor probably just needs more vanilla + a different fat

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it wasn't a simple operation. parasitoid mind control delivered via infested food, an egg carrying the scanned consciousness of a CIA agent who would lurk in the target's brain, waiting for the perfect time to strike from within. a mission straight from the days of MKULTRA and

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oh my god someone is running a katana training event during vibecamp unfortunately i am running an event at the same time but this is so cool

oh my god someone is running a katana training event during vibecamp

unfortunately i am running an event at the same time but this is so cool
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crazy how hard it is to reconcile 1) <thing> is ~inevitable 2) <thing> is bad & worth fighting, for many values of <thing> it's hideously easy to either slip into realist nihilism or try to command the tides