RT @argyle_sox #studentquote: "At the beginning of humanity, just 6000 years ago..." pic.x.com/qTIr1diuB7

Happy solstice!

I'd like to apologise to the lady I just called by mistake saying 'Hello, is this planet Earth?' - not a prank call...just a wrong number!

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RIP Slytherin Professor Hans Gruber.

Happy lunar new year of the monkey!

"When we invest in women and girls...we are helping the entire planet." —President Donald J. Trump: go.wh.gov/cLmepL

It's a special type of hell to listen to your own voice when transcribing interviews. Grad Student Grad School Problems

Instead of a Works Cited page, this essay has "credits," like the student was making a movie instead of writing a paper. #grading

How librarians, archivists, secretaries and tour guides saved Timbuktu's cultural treasures from al Qaeda on.wsj.com/1ScaOUo

*hands in master thesis* Advisor: "Now the real work begins." #phdchat nerd Grad Student Grad School Problems

Graduate school.

This looks a lot like my #grading process too. x.com/SquirreInutss/…

TurnItIn ran one of its reports on Melania Trump’s speech and found several types of plagiarism. on.recode.net/29MRugX

Running T-family speeches through Turnitin should be now mandatory. x.com/TheDailyShow/s…

Maybe I should take shorter coffee breaks.

#VoteHoney bit.ly/2duMcKk

Catch up with the best burns and worst jokes of the first presidential #debatenight: slate.me/2dnBIMj

Students take note: MT Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social Preparing for a test might be a better approach than just thinking everything you say is bigly amazing.

There's probably something to be said about turning off the social media-ness to"focus" and "be more productive." Probably. Something.