Trying to get the guy with 10k points to open the door in zombies

My wife in 11 days: "What's this charge from The Raider Image on our bank account: Me: #RaiderNation

She just like her bitch ass mama 😭😂

😂😂

diddy the type to be like "loser gets fucked🤪" then lose on purpose

Wow. God of war ragnarok was fucking beautiful. 10/10

POV: How I stare at the building when I arrive to work on Monday

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

The Bulwark doordash ceo

You've been talking for 20 min and bro says "yo i think your mic is muted"

Eu depois de comer algo que eu sabia que iria bagunçar meu estômago, mas eu tinha que comer:

When you fake call in sick and your boss responds with "Yeah you have been looking rough lately"

Dubs⛧ Niggguhhhh 😤.....Idk who's worse - Jada or the idiots in the audience mm hm'n and wow'n her like this bald headed demon is ACTUALLY preaching. She said a bunch of NOTHING. How do you cheat and talk about yourself like you're the hero in the scenario?! 😭😭😭

Dubs⛧ Yooo women are the masters of flipping SH*T😭😭 Women will flat out tell you "the reason I killed you was so I could protect you from killing yourself".

holy shit 😭😭

I’m the guy who walks in the quiet ass office and says “wow how privileged I am to be able to work here and do this again” while clearly being sarcastic

The smugness on her face melting into fear was fucking delicious.I love when " crazy" people meet people who are crazy for real. I guarantee she won't do that again🤣🤣 It was at this moment she knew she’d fuq’d up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣FAFO

The new Elden Ring DLC is wild 😂

My grandfather got to see Tom Flores My father got to see Jim Plunkett I got to see Geno Smith

The next god of war doesn’t include… the god of war ..? Kratos is the main character, why tf do I want to play as his wife or Tyr? 🤣