you’ll never guess what event he spoke at over the weekend

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my main goal is to blow up and act like i don’t know nobody

making Sergio practice his Mickey Mouse impression for when harley is born

I don’t even know what bands my bd plays in and I realized that today when he told me an entire story about a band and I didn’t know he was a part of said band lmao

DIRT BALL IN THE COUPE SMOKIN CAT PISS

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” is clear as day

xo

maybe this is the year I finally start my podcast (whorror stories™️‼️)

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again

Had a fun one today!

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

Traded services (sex)

mfs get a macbook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places

damn hockey

me 🤝 talking shit with Jill for coming up on TWENTY years ❤️

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears