Small addition: Any non-nuclear weapon state (NNWS) will, from now on, have to cede territory to nuclear-armed states interested in the NNWS's lands. Countries stupid enough to not have WMDs will become smaller while smart nations with WMDs will grow. #StupidityMustBePunished

"We forced Ukraine to give up nuclear weapons, cruise missiles, and strategic bombers. We promised to protect Ukraine from Russia. We made Ukraine vulnerable. So yes, this is our war." - Bill Clinton 🫡

The math on this image is insane. New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data. The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds

Me bleeding out during WW3, but it’s okay because Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner made some extra money.

Raise your hand ✋ if you do 🇺🇦

Having lived under Putin’s missiles & drones, it’s impossible to understand how Trump falls for this. There is one aggressor, Russia, which started the biggest & deadliest war in Europe since WWII. To end the war, the U.S. needs to do one thing: turn up the pressure on Russia.

The Flamingo has a 1 in 5 success rate. The Neptune’s is even better. If Ukraine wanted Putin’s residence to look like the East Wing of the White House, it wouldn’t have used drones. Why is Trump so effin stupid?

“The moon is made of cheese. Lovely cheese. I heard about it from president Putin this morning.”

Never forget. Never forgive. Glory to Ukraine.

I really feel for Zelensky. You look at the pantheon of American Presidents, most of whom, regardless of the merits of their domestic agendas, have consistently been as Reagan said "the best of friends and the worst of enemies." And yet, Zelensky, as he and his countrymen have

'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."

Fellas, can we boost ramus3? Thank you 🫡💙💛 #WeAreNAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable

I bet Maduro regrets banning the Signal app in Venezuela.

All of this is a predictable outcome of BRICS expansionism.

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP RECEIVES EXXON PEACE PRIZE

OH SH*T: After the U.S. captured Maduro, Zelensky didn’t mince words about Putin: “If it’s possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States knows what to do next.”

The president of Puerto Rico needs to be removed from power next, he's an incompetent senile old man.