My husband has been doing gardening all afternoon and he has been scheduling his friends in shifts to come and sit with him while he does it so he has company. He is not asking for their help. He just wants them to be present. He has given each a watermelon popsicle.

just saw someone say that Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? just didn't really make them feel anything and i wonder what it's like to not have that song make you wanna walk into the woods and scream forever

if you don’t like ttpd it wasn’t made for you and that’s okay but it was made for me and i will be insufferable about it for the rest of my life

she would’ve loved the tortured poets department

did taylor swift just drop a 31 songs album with no skips

what we thought #tsttpd was going to be: sad whimsical victorian depressing quill songs about losing the love of your life fit for a hermit librarian

what ttpd actually is like:

okay okay The Black Dog just became an all time favorite—holy shit #TTPDTheAnthology

how can i be expected to work today when i have the swiftie zoomies

they’re releasing me back into the forest later today so watch out

she's a 10 but needs a nap everyday

Omg they would’ve got my ass

the irish catholic goodbye is when you leave a party and then feel really really guilty about it

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead.

Using visual metaphors as a lens through which to analyze my own thoughts/behaviors is about as On Brand™️ as it gets for me

— Sylvia Plath

the biggest superpower is being naturally curious about why people think how they think and do what they do

“where do you see yourself in 5 years” idk probably freaking the fuck out