“There’s always two sides to a story” uhhh STUPID statement what if there’s 3 sides? What if there’s 4? What if there’s 5? What if there’s 6?

Favorite heterosexual sex position? Mine is when I put my penis in her vagina

The enemy of my enemy could be my friend if they’re a nice guy and cool to hang out with

Just watched platoon for the first time WOW willem dafoe and Charlie sheen didn’t know yall had that in your bag the close up shots of dafoe kinda have me the eebie jeebies though

NETANYAHU take Arne slot and gakpo back to the holy land NOOOOW we don’t need the here anymore

My Puerto Rican Air Force homie hates bad bunny hahahah this is probably driving him nuts rn I bet everyone’s asking him about it

Kids nowadays are addicted to their phones at 10 years old I had to wait until I was 12 to look at a screen 8 hours a day

I feel corny going to the gym today

Go to lunch in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood

Nobody wants to see a dude hit the Alysa liu delete ts

Thinking about when Hannibal staggered the infantry and inverted the Calvary to genuinely play counter attacking football against the romans

He looks absolutely mouthwatering

New guys in the military love ccr and lynyrd skynyrd

I don’t like seeing bugs in my space but I have a deep respect for their culture

My big move from my parents couch to my buddies basement is approaching

I’m known to get a bucket on a 5’6 Philippino