wuthering heights is either gonna be a skip from me OR smoke some right before the screening bc it’s not a serious movie type of event

most unconvincing “best friends and roommates only” screenshot ever

a SCHEDULE okay thank you king

parasocial relationships are only okay if i have them. the rest of y’all are actually sick in the head and need to go touch grass urgently

just devastatingly sweet i need to die

wait was he not talking about the rollercoaster 😭 he said it right after phil said “i didn’t know it was an intense ride” so i thought dan meant it looked cute from the ground as in the rollercoaster didn’t seem threatening from the ground

why was my dan and phil package randomly held hostage in france for a whole calendar week. why did it go through france at all.

the third one lmfaaaaaao

- not that anyone's ever orgasm'd in my mouth before.. thought i better clear that up. *shifty eyes*