School last week: “ATTENDANCE IS VITAL THROUGHOUT THE LAST WEEK OF TERM!” School this week: “We’re shutting at lunchtime on Friday”

This doesn’t look right Ohme 😬

BBC Two is repeating Live Aid and there’s a disclaimer not to donate to the number onscreen given throughout the show. Live Aid was on 40 years ago.

Train, down those steps, hang a right. Pick up bits from Maplin and head back home to Timperley. Good times 😊

Nice name (nearly!)

Hey 1Password, anything on the roadmaps to support password forms like this? 🤔

Yeah… so that helps 😭

Less than 100 miles of Wakefield rights of way to tick off now - honestly feels like I’m picking the dregs off now! 😭

Wet tyres… #f1

Hey PayPal, Tried to report a phishing email by forwarding to [email protected] per paypal.com/uk/webapps/mpp… But paypal.uk doesn't have an MX record, so that's never going to work 😬

It’s Edinburgh Fringe time now…

ISP sales: "Any questions?" Me: "Do you use CGNAT?" Sales: "No, we use fibre!"

I find it incredible that for less than the cost of a shitty bottle of wine you can get unlimited calls and texts and 70Gb of data each month. Democratisation of connectivity feels like one of the greatest innovations in my lifetime.

Don't think much of the new Enid Blyton bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Lovely day for a stroll :)

Both users must be gutted!

Severe weather? Really 🤔

Four coaches, standing shoulder to shoulder, no aircon on a 30C day 🥵 This is pathetic CrossCountry Trains 😡

I’m a recent BEV convert, great to see trains following suit 😎

I can’t remember what I ate yesterday, but I do remember that my dad has this car, in this colour PGC 328V and it was a Datsun Cherry Replaced by a *Nissan* Cherry NGK 718Y