Waiting for check-in for your fly out day flight to open

My nonna and nonno came to Australia from Italy in 1955 with a suitcase and 5 Lire in their pockets. Mum was born 1959,Auntie 1961. In 1963, nonno went to the royal Melbourne hospital after work, and never came out. Died from a procedure that is conducted in an hour or so

Children that scream in public should get one warning and then be thrown in the nearest bin and their parents have a finger amputated. It’s the only way they will learn

I just stood in line at check-in behind a guy who got all the way to the counter only to be told he was at the wrong airline

I wonder if airport staff go into a huddle to decide on the correct pronunciation of people’s names before cranking up the PA system

Fucking burn it

Gee I dunno, if the political opponent of a dictator is awarded the Nobel peace prize then maybe that country had issues that needed intervention

I will never understand how these people think they can so totally remove themselves from reality and live in a world where they think they are above the law

And that boys and girls is how you catch supper

Yeah I don’t know about this

Did his father stutter when he asked what the boy was called?

You cunts are broke

Pot. Kettle. Black.

This bitch is so brittle and in love with himself he could probably play cricket for England

I thought this was hilarious until I read the comments from Indians applauding their country’s military power

Ah fuck

What is this bullshit?

Fire fighting camo?

Anyone in India with money is an entitled cunt, Carlton will do well there

Used chat gpt for the first time today, that shit is amazing