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.Kelly Kapoor You were the first best friend I had that wasn’t stuffed. I’ll miss you so, SO much!!!

Audition went well! I’m so excited! Andy says he’s never seen a more poised and beautiful news anchor. And he thinks I was okay too. Let...

The best part about learning Dothraki is that my Scrabble scores have tripled. #Zoqwat4TheWin

Guess I'm not the only one who prefers candy corn on the cob. I've looked in 9 different grocery stores but I can't find any!

Tigers versus Giants??? I was very disappointed to find out this was only a baseball game.

"Faxin 'em to the maximum" - my phrase for when I have to fax something. I mostly say it to myself when i'm bored on Tuesdays.

Happy Turkey Day! Unless you're a turkey. In which case, I'm so sorry.

Just put my new flannel sheets on my bed. They’re so warm I have to keep my fan on at night.

Tried my first everything bagel today. Wow, what a ride.

Every year Santa takes just one bite out of one of my cookies and I’m like, "Just eat the whole cookie, Santa, don’t be rude.”

CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS!...

...CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS!

5-4-3-2-1… Happy New Year! Sorry, just practicing.

I think we “drop the ball” on New Year’s Eve to show us that things can only get better!

Happy Birthday Mom! However old you are, whatever actual day your birthday might be on. Phew! Got that out of the way til next year!

You are the Dunder to my Mifflin. Let's "Sabre" the moment.

I’m always amazed when David Wallace comes to the office and he doesn’t drive a hovercraft. I mean a guy that rich, I just assumed.

Did I miss Vice President’s Day? I have a card ready to send to Joe Biden I just need to know when.

Gabe I know you’re reading this! Give me back my mousepad!

I stepped in gum again! I don’t know who keeps doing this but it definitely doesn’t taste like mine.