when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

mfs be like “I'm so tired” and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough ‘me’ time after surviving the day

just passed by the mirror im bad as fuck omg

an actress simply born for horror

the girl of my dreams is just me but with more money

Some bidets are built with extremely high pressure naogopa zinaweza pita na clit😭

I actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions: • Start when I want • Take as long as I need • I have to be alone in the house

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

I think another life hack in Kenya is being a last born

Texting with someone whose level of humour and sarcasm matches yours >>>>>>>

I hate when people say rada as a greeting cause how am I supposed to reply to that.

so excited to be attending coachella 2026 😍

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

waking up the next day after u did some wild shit be like

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them.

"if you want clear skin you have to stop eating sugar"