I’ll take it a step further. Every conscious behavior is performative. The only non-performative thing we do is roll over in our sleep.

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like Ah shit shit shit shit fuck

I’m a big Kanye fan & excused him for years. Also Jewish, fwiw. A lot of you are being naive. His apology centers entirely on explaining himself, with the harm he’s caused as a footnote. This is not atonement but a plea for absolution. Please sharpen your discernment faculties

not the way i do it

Excited to get to the next round of this discourse where we can tackle the truth, which is that you are not in a position to forgive a person you do not know & that mentally “forgiving” a celebrity is an act of consumer discernment whether you like it or not

It’s interesting how there’s a My Ideas shaped hole in the zeitgeist

do u guys know how jarring it is to be yelling about blowing your brains out then suddenly seeing a banana and a t-rex playing grab ass? don’t fuckin do that bro lmao

This guy's a huge piece of shit but the way he deflates when the kid says "your life is meaningless, you're a fucking loser" is so good

Did you know? Skill has no bearing on whether or not you’ll win a particular game of chess. Every win and loss was set in stone the moment you were born

I’ve noticed that inflation has not caused the boomers to update their schpeal. They’re still throwing 2012 prices around. “Maybe you could afford a house if you stopped buying $7 fancy sandwiches” and it’s like. that’s actually a pretty reasonable price for a sandwich

and if i say this is all rwby rewrites atp

Thinking about GOD Jim Morrison:

now presenting the Apple Music Entire Cast of Musicians Who Performed on the “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” Soundtrack Super Bowl Halftime Show

“Knocked Loose isn’t metal” we gonna get you some bitches bro I promise

please don't say I was "one shotted" when I finally go off the deep end. I've been gambling my sanity on psychoactive technologies for years in a very deliberate process. thank you for you attention to this matter

If Knocked Loose is now coworker music then my coworker cool as hell. Hell yeah buddy let’s get a beer after work.