Adding Nunez into this post does not qualify as "being serious".

Arsenal Twitter has more moods and personalities than my ex. That's saying a lot.

.Evan Cooper absolutely cooked Hagn here. Straight told him how it is and didn't hold back. Respect 👊

People out here tweeting like their posts will affect the decision making of Arteta and Berta 😂

Don't tease me like this. I would love to have Ollie Watkins as a back up striker.

Very fair statement. At the end of the day we are missing magic in the forward line. Bring the magic to The Emirates

🚨 Arsenal have an agreement with Benjamin Sesko on personal terms. The club is now in negotiations with RB Leipzig regarding a fee for the player & want a quick resolution. The reported £93m fee is ‘absolute nonsense’ — Leipzig’s starting price is less. [Team news and ticks]

Bring.

Melbourne City are by far playing better than Melbourne Victory in the Isuzu UTE A-League grand final

I've been waking up at 3am everyday for the last few weeks and today was my day for a sleep in. Tell me why my body clock thought it was a great idea to wake me up at 4:15am?

Mate I could have told you that and I live in Australia

I really had a dream about smoking weed and doing lines of coke the night before doing a Lab Drug and Alcohol Screening. I know I'm clean but I'm low-key anxious about it 😂

Don't you fucking dare hurt Win.

It's fun to collect Pokemon cards on Beezie Physical claim edition.