BREAKING: nothing ever happens

When they think you're just super chill, but it's really just... complete surrender 🤣

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BULK Testnet is imminent! We want to let a few of you in before it goes LIVE… Interact and tell us why we should drop an access card in your DMs 👀

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BREAKING: Coinbase just derailed the biggest US crypto bill in years Why? Because at a high level the bill actually weakens crypto while shielding banks from competition. “No bill is better than a bad bill”

BREAKING: X algorithm updates API policy around “InfoFi” projects, Kaito down 16% in response

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BREAKING: Twitter

its starting to feel like we’re so back

JUST IN: 𝕏 head of product contemplates allowing users to “steal” creator revenue from original tweeter if you ratio them.

wintermute?

0.025 SOL and a dream

making a list of every trader who's ACTUALLY cooking on prediction markets rn reply below if you think you belong on it

BREAKING: Caroline Ellison released from federal custody today The former Alameda Research co-CEO served 13 months after cooperating with prosecutors and testifying against SBF in his criminal trial $FTT marketcap stable at $174 million

can't believe remotion made this video editors are cooked

caroline ellision spotted with new bf anyone know who this guy is?

until death all defeat is psychological