Figures. Smh.

Bring back Deshaun.

Colololololts.

TEXANS LEGEND, NOAH BROWN!!!

Jayden Daniels should quote Eminem!

Cue Kevin Jomboy selling Dodgers merchandise. Goofy ass bitch

Damn, Mark.

Me when my mom tweets from my account:

Houston Astros West Sacramento A’s Dallas Rangers Anaheim Angels Sodom Mariners Other than the Astros, this division is a geographical mess.

RIP, Chauncy Glover, who got my vote for the most yoked newscaster in Houston.

Dunkstronaut is better.

By the way, I’m on…blue…sky.

Let’s do like Kentucky and put this bitch to a vote?

Supported by all demographics in Texas? Okay, let’s make it official and vote on the mother fucker.

There are Mattress Firms everywhere.

Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.

I feel like the purpose of X is to just make everyone angry with each other.

This place is a fucking disaster. Lol