Who doesn't need a laugh right now? David Sachs spoke to the comedians behind Westish News, Denver's Onion-style satirical news site. You might have seen their headline, “Lakeside Amusement Park to Reopen: ‘Why Would We Suddenly Care About Safety Now?'” denverite.com/2020/05/11/wes…

Reopen the economy! Don't wear masks! Just write THOUGHTS & PRAYERS in permanent marker on your face instead

"These tests might not give you correct coronavirus results, but they will get you high... VERY HIGH" explains Dispensary Owner Bill Meyers, “I just took one a half hour ago, and I feel great. I can’t wait to take another test later.” westishnews.com/post/denver-di… By Meghan DePonceau

If the medical professionals briefing our President on the number of deaths due to Covid-19 would call them all "Trump Supporters" "2,000 Trump Rally Attendees died yesterday Mr. President" We will have a national plan within the week.

No Proof Eastern Colorado Exists By @badCodyUllrich One-hundred pedestrians on 16th Street were asked to name a single Colorado town east of Fort Morgan. Zero polled had an answer. westishnews.com/post/no-proof-…

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"Most bookstores exist to spread education, stories, information and knowledge in general through the love of literature. We exist because we like getting money." By @DarthVaderploeg

“But I told him ‘don’t worry, bud, I’m like a bee; I'm way more scared of you than you are of me, so I’ll only shoot you if I think maybe you are considering even kind of having a weapon on you.’ And that was a great friendship.” By hannah jones westishnews.com/post/police-re…

The worst part about dating a ska musician is discovering their checkered past.

OMG! Hot Buns Comedy 's own @sarahmben curated a book featuring writing by so many amazing Denver Comedians! 100% of profits will be split between Black Lives Matter 5280 and The Denver Justice Project. amazon.com/gp/product/B08…

Hot Bun's own @sarahmben curated a book featuring writing by so many amazing Denver Comedians! 100% of profits will be split between Black Lives Matter 5280 and The Denver Justice Project. amazon.com/gp/product/B08…

By Meghan DePonceau westishnews.com/post/governor-…

Told y’all mofux I was gonna get #wap #wingsandpoutine Meghan DePonceau Rhubarb Pysher

We have proven that if the movie “A Quiet Place” happened, Americans would be out in the street with fucking tap dance shoes on

Looks like Trump face has 25,000+ cases.

I'm not scared to die But I am afraid they will play all the wrong songs at my funeral

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