me & who 😧

letting me buy camel crush menthols in california would honestly solve a lot of my problems

who needs therapy when you have friends

eating a grilled cheese while i watch terrifier and play mario & luigi on my switch 2 (7.9”)

been there 😔

refusing to watch Twinless bc i fear it will make me feel emotions

i really hope it’s slayyyter

(compliments self) i must agree

the switch from cooper to murph when she turns off her only recording is such a master class in moving between locations/timelines it’s unreal

weird how it’s my birthday yet none of you are ****ing my c***

u ever hear a fagcent so perfect it makes u wanna risk it all

need a coaster enthusiast bf ://

I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR MY BIRTH CHART... HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT TIME I WAS BORN I WAS A BABY...

found out my neighbor who turned 30 yesterday thought i was younger than them

irrationally angry at a sign on the 91 bc it says OC CNTY… so like what did we think the C stood for

fam should i restart Survivor

the opening score to this game is so Tchaikovsky-coded

will die on the hill that people need to learn the difference between more/less than and greater/fewer than