A tweet not about my baby - so happy to see Jamila Rizvi on the drum tonight, thank you for putting into words what we’re all feeling right now.

Sorry, I married him @JimmyjamesTFO

Pru Goward and her attitudes about poor people are real, hurtful and dangerous, but if it helps your blood pressure, feel free to think of her purely as a lacerating sketch comedy character originated by Marg Downey.

When we submitted a piece to the Fin Review under the name ‘Pru Goward’ we didn’t actually expect them to publish it. Sorry.

You’re amazing ⁦Dr Liz Allen⁩ theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

How great is it when you order charcoal chicken and sides only to have a place forget the chicken, and then tell you Uber Eats is the one who needs to refund you - like, we didn’t come to you for your overpriced bread (WHICH) we can’t get a refund for. Stupid system and set up 👎🏻

Me: eat the rich Also me: *sobbing* Kendall’s sister being mean to him is the most devastating thing I have ever witnessed

So mad about the bong photo 😡😡😡 if the media ever wanted to attack me I would haaaaate it if they did it by releasing a photo of me looking cute as hell yeah that would sure show me

Old Wordle: TIGER PLEAT LIGHT TANGY NYTimes wordle: CYNIC ULCER DEATH NAPALM

Son has gotten really into the Wiggles which is great for 5am starts but I’m going down some deep dark Wiggly rabbit holes and need to know more. Hit me with your Wiggles trivia if you have it. Here’s why Anthony doesn’t wear shoes google.co.uk/amp/s/www.foxn…

This was suggested in my “you might like” tweets.

Hello. I call this photo, doing my best.

I spend every day of my adult life wishing I could say, “mum said no. Sorry.”

paddington 4 is the one where they let me say fuck

When I send you 🤣 I need you to know I’m not really laughing.

In the Lane Cove Tunnel right now - a Ute with the back on fire, hero truck driver coming to the rescue with a fire extinguisher. (That screeching noise is my baby screaming in the back because he dropped his stuffed Bluey.)

Look, I’ve had a really good salad dressing. I get it.

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