Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas

4th in the $55 Fifty Stack for $530!

lol apparently i'm #1 in all of Ontario for this specific tournament. most money won, most FTs

south park labubu fight 🤣

OMFG GAME OF THE YEAR

5th in the COOP $200 Freezeout Championship for $1600! ggs

1st in the $200 Thursday Thrill Championship for $10,000 and a COOP CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🏆🥇

how i won $10,000 last night 💵🥇🏆

2nd in the WSOP Online $105 Bounty King for $3500!! almost did it again 🥈

made Day 2 of the $105 Mystery Bounty MAIN EVENT! playing for $40,000 + bounties for 1st in a few weeks

quest protein bars taste like my dingles

3rd in the $20 Mini Sunday Special for $720 🥉

🕊️ Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo has died at 51. tmz.me/tNoZQd7

8th in the $33 Daily on WPT Club Gold for $725 USD!

7th in the $55 Wolfgang PKO for $740 USD

im a champion :)

1st in the $31 Sunday Bounty Hunter for $830!!! 🥇🏆

first time ever this has happened to me