Russia, if you’re listening…

...and sometimes, the useful idiots aren't very useful.

Will someone please explain to me how the "pro-life" party doesn't think anything should be done about school shootings?

What if…now, work with me here…it wasn’t a hoax?

I think it'll be the DC pipe bomber. 👇

Do not - I repeat *do not* - play the Tim Pool says civil war drinking game.

From my daughter…but I’m not actually sorry.

Oh, he’s going to prison. cnn.com/2024/09/05/us/…

I mean…what a downer, am I right?

As I said… apple.news/AlrM9JssXRjeYz…

If you think that school shootings aren’t a “fact of life”, I’d like to hear from you.

Wanna know who’s an even more difficult and demanding boss?

Um…the DOJ, for starters.

Because sexual assault is 107% about attraction. Gotcha.

I can guess one guy.

Alina Habba: 🎶 Regrets, I’ve had a few…”🎶

Lincoln: “The best way to predict your future is to create it.” Someone else: “Childcare is childcare.”

The more you know...💫