PLEASE can my fellow white South Africans stop embarrassing us here in the UK!! If people are accusing you of being racist, you’re probably being racist!!! And fucking wash your hair JESUS CHRIST

We teach gays to lock themselves, to make themselves smaller…

Why would you have been subscribed in the first place? 🤨

Someone asked me if I was hung and I said it’s hard to know with inflation these days 😔

I always feel so bad thinking about people this way but then I remember that to someone else, I might be the ogre

What do you mean does it impact his work? WHAT WORK?? WHAT HAS HE BEEN IN SINCE??????

I’ve become so lazy with moisturising. I actually needed to read this.

If they stop doing their job, society ceases to function, which is not something you can say about many people who needed qualifications to do their fake email jobs.

I still haven’t gotten over the fact that Katseye released a song called “Gameboy” and Lara is playing a game on her PHONE in the music video 😭

Wait for him to dismiss my chronic symptoms until they get so bad I have to go a private consultant

FINALLY some good news!!!

I went outside 🥰

You can see Candice Swanepoel is Afrikaans from a mile away. She has that Paula van der Lecq je ne sais quoi nose.

I feel like you can’t be qualified to be a political commentator if you don’t know the difference between democratic socialism and communism…

I want a love like this

Then why are you accepting white South Africans as refugees? 😭 (I’m a white South African so I can say it. I know what my people are like!)

One trip to Paris between Legolas and Aragorn 🙏

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