Till (2022). Women Talking (2022). Bottoms (2023). American Fiction (2023). Nickel Boys (2024). Very soon we’re going to need to have a conversation about how Orion Pictures and Alana Mayo quietly became home to the most interesting movies.

Hey NOW - you missed a trick for Christmas on your 'Leave Now's or 'Stay...' app buttons! #babyifyougottogoaway

My friend Danny went to a Fantasia rave around this time... Came back after partying the whole night, arrived straight at the football clubhouse Sunday morning, pulled on his boots, scored the greatest hat-trick I've ever seen and then slept for 4 days straight! Legendary time

Currently 6 episodes into Laid (Peacock in US) and it's excellent. Hilarious premise (essentially 'Vaginal Destination' 🫠) and a brilliantly 'over-the-top bit not too far' performance from Stephanie Hsu. Plus ACTUAL JOKES Four Stephens out of Five Stephens

I don't need to be grateful for seeing the new year, the new year needs to be grateful for seeing me

I have now watched Missing You (Netflix).

I've returned to the day job and 364 emails. Please send all condolences and thoughts at this difficult time. Or cake. Please send cake.

This looks fabulous!

Literally the ONLY ACTUAL EVIDENCE of the whole show and she chose NOT to share what it said! "Strong Independent WOMEN". Bonkers. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

WEN TRAITORS?

May the Lord grant me the consistency of action that is Fozia's open hatred for Linda! #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

ICYMI: I’m starting a scratch night for sketch comedy films, Sketchburn! Etcetera Theatre 🧵

Coming out of self-imposed X/Twitter darkness to share this piece of personal news... I am proud to say that I was one of the ten writers representing London for BBC Writers Voices this year. Onwards and upwards!