If you ever feeling sleepy.

Am I the only one wondering if the pinball machine on Sesame Street was rigged?

Just snorted a 12 pack of coke, I don’t feel shit

Life is like a mud-puddle.

Sometimes moments happen and it’s hard not to put everything you have into them.

Life will scare the shit out of you sometimes.

Laundromat dryers are set to extra low heat

I recently found out people still wear sweatbands.

I swear I just saw a truck driver with a falcon in his cab. That doesn’t exactly seem safe. #talons

Even the biggest badass get diarrhea

Dragons wiped out the dinosaurs right?

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“TheHexedd: Cause you're lame Jesus” Woot!!

Looks like someone lived 2 fast and 2 furious for his own good.

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Jack Burton!!!

After Seahawks win, I hope Richard Sherman makes Malcolm X sound like Bambi & then Macklemore hops on his shoulders & they ascend to heaven.

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